The Unhipster

take off those croakies | July 25, 2012

here is one observation from this past weekend: there is an exorbitant amount of croakies in boulder, Co.  unless you are cranking some epic edge (that is rock climbing lingo) or setting sail on a catamaran from martha’s vineyard, or i suppose if you don’t have ears to hold the sunglasses in place, i don’t believe you should be wearing these things.  yet i’m pretty sure i saw 2 out of every 3 people in boulder wearing them.  and i was not standing in line to scale the flat irons.  i was engaging in normal sunday human activity, drinking at brunch.

here is a man making good use of his croakies, in an appropriate setting

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  1. You don’t get it. Croakies are for more then just athletic endeavors. They are to keep your glasses at hand at all times when you go in an out of the sun rather then sticking them in your shirt or on top of your head or in your purse where they get scratched. If your glasses are around your neck then you won’t sit on them when you get in your car and you will have them when you need them. They are are a cheap insurance policy just ask people how many times they have lost their sunglasses….that won’t happen if you where Croakies and I have been wearing them for a long time….

    Comment by John — August 1, 2012 @ 11:47 pm

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